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August 10 2019

07:14

summer is almost over

summer is almost over

as of fifteen minutes ago, summer semester is over (thank the fucking powers that be). i barely made it and i only had one stupid class. i hate summer, which people always seem to find surprising, seeing as i live on the west coast of the u.s. and i went to school in a fucking desert. i hate hot weather. i come packaged with a lot of insulation and i get heat stroke easily. so the sun and i have…

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June 04 2019

06:05

summer/niece

today is the start of summer semester. i am both very ready and absolutely terrified to start on the work. i absolutely don’t want to do more school work, but i also haven’t been doing much else, so i think it will be great to have a distraction again. i honestly hate summer because of the heat, so this will be something to take my mind off of it. the only real thing i have going on besides…

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May 22 2019

04:00

weary

these past weeks have been a rollercoaster. my birthday was at the beginning of the month, which was both great and horrible. i’m almost halfway through my 20s, which is…interesting. i got to get drunk and eat bbq with two really good friends. but then i still had a shitload of homework to do, including finals. the amount of stress i was under was crazy. and then immediately after it was done, i…

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April 30 2019

04:24

lost

i feel lost. not physically, obviously, i know where i am. mentally. i don’t know what i want out of life but i also do know what i want. i want stability. i want some form of happiness. i want pets that i can let climb on the furniture and cuddle with me when i feel sad, or when we just want snuggles. i want a job that i don’t hate but that makes me enough money to take care of my animals. i…

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April 25 2019

06:00
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ruinedchildhood:

College.

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quantumheels:

mrloveballad:

someone said it

Just wanna share this because I think lots of people need to know this.

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rift-master:

caucasianscriptures:

Mind ya mf business

YOU walk into someone elses room and YOU blame the motel?

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celticpyro:

thequietpartloud:

Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk 

They do move in herds.

05:59

herearethelegends:

I’m not sure what I’m looking for, but I hope I’ll know when I see it.

Shannon Purser for Wonderland Magazine | November 2018

05:58

corporationkills:

honestly i just want a gay romance movie with absolutely no homophobia in it at all. i know people will complain it’s “not realistic” but for an hour and a half i just want to watch gay people be happy and in love , for an hour and a half i don’t want to be reminded people hate me for being me ….like please

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maggins:

Quasimodo + Rapunzel  parallels 
inspired by @johannathemad​‘s artwork✨🔔✨☀️✨

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05:55

alternativeblkgal:

I hope every dark skin black girl is feeling flawless and beautiful today because y'all are.

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spaghetti-and-regretti:

your-villainous-neighbour:

emotional-support-strapon:

cryol:

silverstrike:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

caribetidalwave:

excellentbitch:

excellentbitch:

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

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allnerds:

Every generation has a legend.

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thundaja:

anthonii-chan:

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

05:45

superwhomestuckavenglordlockian:

broinmacken:

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

05:44

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

05:43

artenega:

shiftythrifting:

image

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

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