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March 07 2017

11:47
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vangoghcean:

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

March 06 2017

06:50

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

March 04 2017

15:02

Arsenic

Ethan watched Chel tie her hair up in an uncivilized hairstyle. Her skirts were already tied up so her legs were showing on either side and she was barefoot, not wearing any hose. “Why do you need arsenic, Rachel?” Ethan asked, stepping into the room and closing the door. Chel danced to one of the tables and shuffled through papers. She pushed her glasses up on her nose. “I think if I add the…

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March 03 2017

13:49

How to get rich quick

How to get rich quick

Ethan tossed the book to Chel. “What’re your thoughts on this?” he asked, pulling his shirt over his head and throwing it toward a chair. Chel looked at the book before dropping it on the table. “What do you mean, my thoughts on this?” Ethan tugged his sweats off and tossed them on top of the shirt. “I wanna know what you think. You think this shit actually works?” Chel reread the title “Get Rick…

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12:56

A tour of Jamaica

A tour of Jamaica

“I still don’t understand why you want me to come with you,” Ethan said, shouldering his backpack. Chel sighed as they moved forward in the line to board the plane. “I wanted to go to Jamaica with someone who I’d have fun with.” Ethan shrugged. “I guess I understand that.”   Ethan settled into the seat next to Chel, looking around the plane. “Nice plane. Very spacious.” Chel nodded, shoving her…

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March 02 2017

18:08

kabuki-akuma:

dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub:

mutant-kidzz:

awkwardontheoutside:

adcacai:

acquaintedwithrask:

strawberry-fox:

live-love-laurens:

xxdarkwing:

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”

“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory
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drawingsofpokemon:

what am I doing with my life

March 01 2017

13:18

The biggest lie anyone told you

The biggest lie anyone told you

Chel stared at Jacob in disbelief. “Are you fucking serious?” “I said I was sorry, alright!” Jacob glared at her. “I didn’t exactly mean for it to happen.” “You didn’t mean to cheat on me for a year?! Fucking explain that one to me, nitwit!” Jacob shrugged. “You didn’t make it easy. But that’s not it.” He ran a hand through his hair. “It’s Kari.” “Kari? As in your coworker, Kari?” Chel stared at…

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12:49

There are two kinds of people: drunks and survivors of drunks. Which are you?

There are two kinds of people: drunks and survivors of drunks. Which are you?

“Well, I don’t drink that often, so I guess that makes me a survivor of drunks.” Chel hugged the pillow to her chest. “Unless we’re talking about a different kinda drunk.” “What other kinda drunk?” Ethan asked. “Like, drunk off life or some shit?” Chel shrugged. “I honestly have no clue.” Ethan sat next to her on the bed, leaning close. “Because if you wanna get corny, I’m drunk off of you.” He…

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12:48

Pick a classic fairy tale and set it in your modern day hometown

Pick a classic fairy tale and set it in your modern day hometown

[Fairy tale: Beauty & the Beast (because why the fuck not)] Ethan grabbed the woman and dragged her to her feet before shoving her behind him. She limped slightly, grabbing at the wall. He glared at the men surrounding them. “There’s no need for you to be here, asshole,”one of the men said, his voice only shaking slightly. “We had everything under control.” “Really?” Ethan’s voice was low. He…

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parks-and-rex:

Before Catch Me Outside girl there was Shovel Girl.

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memorian:

Some of the cast in Pacific Rim: Uprising

  • John Boyega
  • Rinko Kikuchi
  • Jiang Tian
  • Shyrley Rodriguez
  • Jin Zhang
  • Karan Brar
  • Mackenyu
  • Adria Arjona
  • Lily Ji
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thealphaownsme:

rihenname:

“Never thought I’d be able to say that in my life!” - Rihanna accepting the Humanitarian of the year award at Harvard University. x

What? Like its hard?

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cursethecosmos:

teamvampireweekend:

Rostam Batmanglij on La La Land and Moonlight

Let’s be honest here. If La La Land wasn’t under a thick veneer of old Hollywood romanticism, it’d be another run of the mill drama. At the bottom of the card at best. That movie relies too much on its own gimmick.

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imagine-otp:

imagine your otp

02:11

jumpingjacktrash:

plunderpuss:

nidoranduran:

Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

As a professional developmental editor, i hereby vow to include this term in my comments on all relevant manuscripts.

oh shit i have so many of these

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blackandgeeky:

Look at all their ufoc (unimpressed faces of color).

02:11

somethingheresfishydude:

me: *wants to seem emotionless and like I don’t care*
also me: *is angry all the time and cares very strongly about stupid stuff*

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